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Get Ready for New Orleans | FFFW 209
DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire.
Y’all welcome to the 209th edition of the FFFW! As a reminder, the “FFFW” stands for “Friday Funeral Fast Wrap.” Whenever this whole thing started, we had a little logo of a “wrap” that we used in every issue. Then, I guess I got tired of it and just moved on. So, now our name doesn’t make much sense.
But- the Lakers don’t play in a city with ANY lakes- so maybe I’m in good company.
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There’s your history lesson of the day. Let’s move on to the things that have stayed the same in this publication:
– GIFs
– Games
– Good News
Excited for NFDA New Orleans this year? We are! The biggest show of the year is only a few weeks away and we can’t wait to see you at #NFDA2024!
We’re in Booth 1852 this year. Stop by to see how MemoryShare has simplified livestreaming and is transforming the way funeral homes reach more families. (Or just come grab a pair of socks— we’ll have those too.)
See you in New Orleans!
A Funeral Director’s Quick Guide to New Orleans: The Dos and Don’ts
Welcome to New Orleans! It’s time for NFDA 2024, but before you hit the streets, let’s make sure you survive the Big Easy with these essential tips:
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Do: Eat the Beignets
It’s fried dough covered in sugar. What’s not to love? Don’t wear black unless you want to look like you’ve been embalming with powdered sugar.
Don’t: Wander into Bourbon Street at Night
Sure, it’s iconic, but by 9 PM, it becomes a scene you’ll wish you could unsee. Stay safe. Stick to networking—preferably somewhere with fewer beads.
Do: Join a Second Line Parade
You’re here for the NFDA, but when you hear that brass band, jump in! Nothing says “I’m celebrating life” like dancing with strangers and pretending you know how to twirl a handkerchief.
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Don’t: Ask for Salad
Seriously. You’re in New Orleans. Everything is fried, spicy, or served in a bowl the size of a casket. Just go with it.
Do: Visit the Cemeteries
Above-ground tombs? It’s like real estate for the dearly departed! Take notes for your next big funeral service idea.
Don’t: Try to Speak French
We know “Laissez les bon temps rouler” sounds fancy, but after a few attempts, you’ll sound like a tourist with a mouth full of gumbo.
Trivia
What is the most commonly played song at funerals in the United States?
(Click the correct answer, and you’ll get a video of a puppy. Click the wrong answer, and you’ll see someone hurting themselves.)
Answer Choices:
A) “Ave Maria”
B) “My Way” by Frank Sinatra
C) “Amazing Grace”
You Otter Be Proud
Here’s some good news going on in the profession.
- Why is it important to have a funeral director?
- Old Lick Cemetery in Roanoke cleaned, repaired with help of national expert
- Fifth-generation funeral director Jeff Monreal helps families grieve, celebrate loved ones
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