When Ted Kennedy eulogized his brother Bobby (RFK) at his funeral following his assasination in 1968 he made this comment about what RFK had at one time said about his ability to look forward, “Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.”  Here is a copy of that eulogy.

I often think of that phrase when  I think “outside the box” for solutions.  And, today with the Death Care world centered in Chicago I thought it might be a good time to give you a couple of my “Why not” ideas.

My thoughts were somewhat re-kindled when I read this recent article in Geek Wire about Recompose, the original natural organic reduction business.  The article is not only about Recompose’ success but about their desire to move forward with additional locations.  And, one of their thought processes to do so is with the concept of “Franchising”.

Franchising is one of my “outside the box” ideas.  I’ve often thought that a Direct Cremation business would be perfect for this type of growth.  Franchisors (those that franchise) develop systems of operations leading to profits that can be replicated.  Franchisees (those that eventually buy into and own the local franchise) have the abilty to purchase and operate their own business, that has a proven track record, under the conditions set up by the franchisor for, in most cases, a percentage of revenue paid to the franchisor.

I think that there are many young people willing to work hard and build their own business in Death Care without the financial ability to build a traditional funeral home.  However, a direct cremation, pre-arrangement, celebration, and services “franchise” could be operated from a leased strip mall location with an additional cremation building in another location.  It could even be done without a cremation building and using a local trade crematory if necessary.

A Neptune Society mall location

Think of an operation such as Neptune Society — already with a formidable name in the direct cremation business and how they could rapidly expand their business by offering franchises.  By my count, there are probably at least 200 SMSA’s (Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas) that could, by population, support their own distinct direct cremation franchise. . . . .Who knows, maybe existing traditional funeral homes would purchase a direct cremation franchise in their own community to gain that end of the Death Care spectrum market share.  (Here’s a list of America’s SMSA’s)

As an aside here on the idea of SCI offering Neptune Society franchises that might be purchased by existing large traditional funeral homes to help them capture that lower-cost share of the Death Care market. . . . . the idea of the existing business relationship as franchisor/franchisee of SCI and these funeral homes would probably give SCI an edge over others in being able to acquire the existing funeral homes at some point in the future — if they were interested in the aquisition.

Finally, in the business world of Death Care that strives on local “brands” the ability for a national franchisor of direct cremation to utilize franchisee advertising fees to build a national brand might prove formidable to local direct cremation companies as our society moves forward and Death Care provider choices change.

My second “outside the box” thought has to do with Royalty Payments.  I’ve thought of this for some time and, while there would be pros and cons for both buyers and sellers, I wonder if anybody has ever sold their funeral home on a price that included, in part, future royalty payments on the revenues of the business under the new owners?

Tom Anderson
Funeral Director Daily

For instance the ABC Funeral Home is up for sale and a value is determined.  Instead of taking that value, would they be better off to take less than the full price and then receive a percentage of revenues going forward for a period of time?  Again, pros and cons to it — such as a buyer can pay less up front and a seller will get less up front. . . . but then, there are expected recurring payments.

Again, a big part of the family funeral home’s value is in their name and reputation.  By having a royalty payment they would be able to share in the, hopefully, ever-increasing value of the brand instead of being paid off at the sale time and receive nothing for the future value and goodwill of their name.  And, I would suggest a deferred payment(s) for a “date-specific” sale value is not the same as a royalty that could grow by increasing use of the business by consumers — at least some consumers who will only continue to use the funeral home because of the former owner and their relationship with them.

Who knows. . . . this financial incentive might also make for a better past owner relationship with the new owners.

Anyway. . . thoughts outside the box.  As American business methods and modes continue to evolve, I don’t think funeral homes should be left out of new ways of thinking.

Related — The Listerine royalty payment story — In 1881 the owners of what we now know as Listerine mouthwash allowed others to know the formula, bottle, and sell their product.  For this knowledge they asked for a $20 payment for every 144 bottles sold.  By 1884, because of poor sales, that royalty payment dropped to $6 for every 144 bottles (14 oz. bottles) sold.

The interesting thing about that contract is that there was no end date set and Listerine eventually became a popular product.  Today, the current holders of the Listerine Royalty contract are still paid $6 for every 2,016 ounces (144 14 oz. bottles) of the product sold.  It equates to millions of dollars annually.

My point is that even with only a small royalty a family-owned funeral home, over time, can create more and more wealth opportunities for descendents while at the same time allowing a new owner to “get-in” the business for a lower up-front investment.

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The Cemeterian Pope & Dream Resting Places | 4M #188

Welcome to the hundred-and-eighty-eighth edition of Morticians’ Monday Morning Mashup, 4M #188, where we’ll serve up bite-sized, easily-digestible nuggets of the deathcare news you need to crush conversations in the week ahead. Bon appetit!

Deathcare’s pope

You don’t have to be Catholic to be excited about, or at least intrigued by, the election of the first American pope last week. However, here’s one little tidbit about Pope Leo XIV that you might not have heard and that might just make you giddy: While he was a student at Villanova University, Robert Francis “Bob” Prevost was a groundskeeper/maintenance worker at St. Denis Cemetery, a historic Catholic cemetery in Havertown, Pennsylvania! The current pastor of St. Denis Parish, Father Kevin Gallagher, said the would-be pope shared this information last year during a dinner. “It feels special to the people here at St. Denis to know that he was somebody that had to get a summer job,” Gallagher told his local ABC news outlet.

Sparking conversation, but not legislation

Sadly, Indiana will not become the 29th state to legalize alkaline hydrolysis anytime soon. Last week, House Bill 1044, which was initially supported by both Republicans and Democrats, met its demise. It’s the third time AH has been introduced and then shot down in the Hoosier state. The silver lining, however, is that the bill sparked quite a bit of conversation among representatives about disposition options, religious preferences, and the fact that a major manufacturer of AH equipment, Bio-Response Solutions, is headquartered in their state. 

Parking Lot 1 aka Garden of Memories

Countless American cemeteries have been literally buried and long forgotten in the name of progress. Sometimes, though, these properties and the souls they hold are remembered, uncovered, and restored — or at least recognized. That’s what at least one member of the city council in St. Petersburg, Florida hopes will happen with the three cemeteries that have been identified under several parking areas at Tropicana Field, home of the Tampa Bay Rays. For five months, council member Corey Givens prodded his colleagues to review documentation about the proven existence of gravesites under some of the Trop’s lots; last week, they finally agreed to meet and discuss the findings. 

Speaking of Florida …

A new survey by Choice Mutual has revealed the top three Florida cemeteries that residents voted as their “dream resting places.” Key West City Cemetery was the most sought-after, followed by Florida National Cemetery in Bushnell and Huguenot Cemetery in St. Augustine, which is no longer accepting burials. 

Scary protest

Remember back in February when DJ Khaled and another rapper found creepy black coffins propped outside their estates? Last week, a protester adopted a similar tactic against the mayor, wheeling a white casket to the home of Flint, Michigan Mayor Sheldon Neeley. Unlike the rappers’ caskets, which were spray-painted to call attention to ongoing feuds with other artists, the casket at the mayor’s home is not being interpreted as a publicity stunt or joke. The political protester, who lives outside of Michigan, was promptly arrested, with the police chief stating that intimidating and threatening actions like these would not be condoned. Mayor Neeley’s wife, who is a state representative, issued a message calling the protest — which also included verbal threats and profanity directed at the family — an act of terrorism. The protester has vowed to hold another demonstration as soon as he’s released.